| Name | Becker |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Hobo attire |
| Story | Shills useless health potions |
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| Name | Carmichael |
|---|---|
| Profession | Roll twice, ignoring duplicates |
| Feature | Very funny |
| Story | Was told by God that they'd be famous |
| Name | Carmichael |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Sex appeal |
| Story | Staying quiet about a coverup |
| Name | Kang |
|---|---|
| Profession | Designer |
| Feature | Unique mannerisms |
| Story | Avoided a mundane profession by chance |
| Name | Waters |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Excitable |
| Story | Competing for the office of a politician |