| Name | Bigelow |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Always hums |
| Story | Got away with murder years ago |
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| Name | Egawa |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Vapid fool |
| Story | Keeps winning prestigious awards |
| Name | Diamond |
|---|---|
| Profession | Millionaire |
| Feature | Bourgeois |
| Story | Always evading arrest for criminal ties |
| Name | Fowler |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Kind heart |
| Story | Shook the President's hand |
| Name | Najjar |
|---|---|
| Profession | Millionaire |
| Feature | Blinged out |
| Story | Just officially sold out last week |