| Name | O'Connor |
|---|---|
| Profession | Scientist |
| Feature | Ice cold |
| Story | Shook the President's hand |
Generate celebrities
| Name | Fowler |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Territorial |
| Story | Started with a huge inheritance |
| Name | Lopez |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Blinged out |
| Story | Shills useless health potions |
| Name | Becker |
|---|---|
| Profession | Royalty |
| Feature | Very funny |
| Story | Widely hated in rural areas |
| Name | Carmen |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Vapid fool |
| Story | Allegedly owes everything to a fad diet |