| Name | Géroux |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Oozes charm |
| Story | Did a Zenner card ESP stunt on live television |
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| Name | Diamond |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Very funny |
| Story | Avoided a mundane profession by chance |
| Name | Ma |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Unique mannerisms |
| Story | Always evading arrest for criminal ties |
| Name | Kravets |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Bourgeois |
| Story | Encourages violence through media |
| Name | Carmichael |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Weathered mug |
| Story | Shills useless health potions |