| Name | O'Connor |
|---|---|
| Profession | Roll twice, ignoring duplicates |
| Feature | Hobo attire |
| Story | Can't unsee a magic spell |
Generate celebrities
| Name | Lund |
|---|---|
| Profession | Politician |
| Feature | Utterly gorgeous |
| Story | Did a Zenner card ESP stunt on live television |
| Name | Melville |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Long locks |
| Story | Involved with an insurgent movement |
| Name | Alvaro |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Vapid fool |
| Story | Did a Zenner card ESP stunt on live television |
| Name | Becker |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Old beauty |
| Story | Has a five-step plan for world peace |