| Name | Carmichael |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Expressive hands |
| Story | Served alongside a decorated soldier |
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| Name | Diamond |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Oozes charm |
| Story | High-ranking member of a cult |
| Name | Waters |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Territorial |
| Story | Claims to have been visited by aliens |
| Name | El-Ghazzawy |
|---|---|
| Profession | Scientist |
| Feature | Long locks |
| Story | Just officially sold out last week |
| Name | Lopez |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Very funny |
| Story | Reports to an intelligence agency |