| Name | Becker |
|---|---|
| Profession | Politician |
| Feature | Fast-talker |
| Story | Shills useless health potions |
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| Name | Nagata |
|---|---|
| Profession | Millionaire |
| Feature | Millionaire chic |
| Story | Did a Zenner card ESP stunt on live television |
| Name | Vukoti |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Unique mannerisms |
| Story | Encourages violence through media |
| Name | Ban |
|---|---|
| Profession | Scientist |
| Feature | Haunting gaze |
| Story | Involved with an insurgent movement |
| Name | Rhee |
|---|---|
| Profession | Designer |
| Feature | Oozes charm |
| Story | Wears the same clothing every day |