| Name | Waters |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Vapid fool |
| Story | Claims to have been visited by aliens |
Generate celebrities
| Name | Kang |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Controlling |
| Story | Was told by God that they'd be famous |
| Name | O'Connor |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Perfect teeth |
| Story | Widely hated in rural areas |
| Name | Carmen |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Simple clothes |
| Story | Perpetual star of the tabloids |
| Name | Carmen |
|---|---|
| Profession | Politician |
| Feature | Bourgeois |
| Story | Staying quiet about a coverup |