| Name | Becker |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Memorable hairdo |
| Story | Served alongside a decorated soldier |
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| Name | Wagner |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Blinged out |
| Story | Shills useless health potions |
| Name | Carmen |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Stumbles over words |
| Story | Shook the President's hand |
| Name | Yamadera |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Stoic face |
| Story | Targeted for assassination by a spy |
| Name | Douglas |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Hobo attire |
| Story | Wears the same clothing every day |