| Name | Usher |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Unnerving glare |
| Story | Perpetual star of the tabloids |
Generate celebrities
| Name | Melville |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Millionaire chic |
| Story | Was told by God that they'd be famous |
| Name | Fowler |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Unnerving glare |
| Story | Widely hated in rural areas |
| Name | Douglas |
|---|---|
| Profession | Artist |
| Feature | Vapid fool |
| Story | Encourages violence through media |
| Name | Bigelow |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Youthful look |
| Story | Shills useless health potions |