| Name | Nagata |
|---|---|
| Profession | Artist |
| Feature | Weathered mug |
| Story | Just officially sold out last week |
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| Name | Lund |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Excitable |
| Story | Claims to have been visited by aliens |
| Name | Wagner |
|---|---|
| Profession | Artist |
| Feature | True visionary |
| Story | Always evading arrest for criminal ties |
| Name | Kravets |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Bourgeois |
| Story | Shills useless health potions |
| Name | Wagner |
|---|---|
| Profession | Politician |
| Feature | Checked out |
| Story | Always evading arrest for criminal ties |