| Name | Bigelow |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Utterly gorgeous |
| Story | Wears the same clothing every day |
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| Name | Gardot |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Simple clothes |
| Story | Encourages violence through media |
| Name | Yamadera |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Strong nose |
| Story | Perpetual star of the tabloids |
| Name | Carmichael |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Stumbles over words |
| Story | Childhood friend of a famous scientist |
| Name | Douglas |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Utterly gorgeous |
| Story | Shook the President's hand |