| Name | Melville |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | True visionary |
| Story | Started with a huge inheritance |
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| Name | Diamond |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Simple clothes |
| Story | Shills useless health potions |
| Name | Melville |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Total bore |
| Story | Essentially owned by a corporation |
| Name | Rhee |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Fast-talker |
| Story | Keeps winning prestigious awards |
| Name | Usher |
|---|---|
| Profession | Millionaire |
| Feature | Blinged out |
| Story | Allegedly owes everything to a fad diet |