| Name | Ghost Platoon |
|---|---|
| Reputation | Laughable |
| Command | Corporation |
| Feature | Roller skates |
| Theme | Extremely elaborate Goldberg-esque traps |
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| Name | Funeral in Progress |
|---|---|
| Reputation | Elite |
| Command | Agency |
| Feature | Hurls insults |
| Theme | Self-serious to the point of parody |
| Name | Three Wise Men |
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| Reputation | Respected |
| Command | Criminals |
| Feature | Poisons and gas |
| Theme | Muzzled like dogs (until they get serious) |
| Name | Burn Bright |
|---|---|
| Reputation | Rookie |
| Command | Mercenaries |
| Feature | Rocket launchers |
| Theme | Musical theatre, sings during fights |
| Name | Bleak Hammer |
|---|---|
| Reputation | Elite |
| Command | CYCLOPS |
| Feature | Melee only |
| Theme | Clearly think they’re the protagonists |
| Name | Ugly Duckling |
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| Reputation | Laughable |
| Command | Mercenaries |
| Feature | Grappling hooks |
| Theme | Shows up to battles in maximalist drag |
| Name | Shakedown |
|---|---|
| Reputation | None—too stealthy |
| Command | CYCLOPS |
| Feature | Active camo |
| Theme | Everybody embodies a different base emotion |
| Name | Songbird Unit |
|---|---|
| Reputation | Respected |
| Command | Mercenaries |
| Feature | Teleportation tech |
| Theme | Monologuing, hard-boiled detectives |
| Name | Icarus Strike Force |
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| Reputation | Laughable |
| Command | Mercenaries |
| Feature | Codewords only |
| Theme | Food truck chefs on the side |
| Name | Devil’s Laughter |
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| Reputation | Respected |
| Command | Agency |
| Feature | Explosives experts |
| Theme | Self-serious to the point of parody |