| Description | Elk |
|---|---|
| Amount | Pairs (add +1 or +2 DAMAGE) |
| Feature | Glowing |
| Malady | Stimulants in water supply |
Generate enemies
| Description | Living statue |
|---|---|
| Signature | Blip (briefly sighted) |
| Feature | Panic attacks |
| Sighting | Living in someone's walls |
| Name | Shakedown |
|---|---|
| Reputation | Feared |
| Command | Corporation |
| Feature | Shotguns/snipers |
| Theme | Extremely elaborate Goldberg-esque traps |
| Description | Dingo |
|---|---|
| Amount | Kaiju (3-6 ARMOR, 6D6-10D6 HP) |
| Feature | Tame |
| Malady | Unusually malleable |
| Name | The SOBs |
|---|---|
| Reputation | Laughable |
| Command | Corporation |
| Feature | Polyglots |
| Theme | Shows up to battles in maximalist drag |
| Description | Man from dreams |
|---|---|
| Signature | Blip (briefly sighted) |
| Feature | Brain fog |
| Sighting | Blocking a rural road or highway |
| Description | Saber-tooth |
|---|---|
| Creation | Freak—openly violating the laws of physics |
| Feature | Macro-mitosis |
| Mistake | Encouraged to think fast and ruthlessly |
| Description | Jellyfish |
|---|---|
| Amount | Kaiju (3-6 ARMOR, 6D6-10D6 HP) |
| Feature | Talking |
| Malady | Only emotion is fear |
| Description | Unicycle body |
|---|---|
| Budget | Federal—roll again for conflicting programming |
| Feature | Exposed joints |
| Programming | Movements are entirely randomized |
| Description | Smoke hound |
|---|---|
| Signature | None (reason unknown) |
| Feature | Hostile vibrations |
| Sighting | At a church or temple service |