| Description | Silly performance |
|---|---|
| Coverage | Medium—makes daily news, but quickly forgotten |
| Feature | Nice suits |
| Drama | A pair of twins try to distinguish themselves |
Generate diplomacy
| Description | Reporter scoop |
|---|---|
| Coverage | Uninteresting—the press likely won't report on it |
| Feature | Drugged drinks |
| Drama | A superhero fight violently interrupts the event |
| Description | Sports match |
|---|---|
| Coverage | Maximum—the thing everyone's talking about |
| Feature | Accidental fire |
| Drama | A politician is found strung up by the neck |
| Description | Funeral/wake |
|---|---|
| Coverage | Uninteresting—the press likely won't report on it |
| Feature | Fistfight |
| Drama | Event goers slowly replaced with body snatchers |
| Description | Tribunal |
|---|---|
| Coverage | Uninteresting—the press likely won't report on it |
| Feature | Everyone smashed |
| Drama | Guests are served gourmet human meat |