| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Once resisted torture (+1D6 MAX HP) |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |