| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Unstoppable force |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |