| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Very cool tattoo |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Striking makeup |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |