| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Striking makeup |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |