| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
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| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Striking makeup |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Gun facts (+1 to ranged attack rolls) |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |