| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
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| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |