| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
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| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |