| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |