| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
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| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Very cool tattoo |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |