| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Striking makeup |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |