| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant commander |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |