| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Unstoppable force |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |