| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |