| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
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| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |