| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |