| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |