| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |