| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
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| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Very cool tattoo |
| Anecdote | Gun facts (+1 to ranged attack rolls) |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |