| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Unstoppable force |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |