| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Gun facts (+1 to ranged attack rolls) |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Unstoppable force |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |