| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Once resisted torture (+1D6 MAX HP) |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |