| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |