| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Good football game |