| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
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| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |