| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |