| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
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| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |