| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |