| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Very cool tattoo |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |