| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |