| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
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| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |