| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
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| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |