| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |