| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Once resisted torture (+1D6 MAX HP) |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |