| Name | Suzuki |
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| Rank | Lieutenant |
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| Feature | Main character |
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| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
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Soldier
| Name | Hasan |
|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
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| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
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| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
|---|
Soldier
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|
| Rank | Captain |
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| Feature | Movie star face |
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| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
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Soldier
| Name | Soap |
|---|
| Rank | Captain |
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| Feature | Extremely organized |
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| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
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Soldier
| Name | Stone |
|---|
| Rank | Major |
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| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
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| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
|---|
Soldier
| Name | Kramer |
|---|
| Rank | Major |
|---|
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
|---|
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
|---|
Soldier
| Name | Hale |
|---|
| Rank | Private |
|---|
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
|---|
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
|---|
Soldier
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
|---|
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
|---|
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
|---|
Soldier
| Name | Abrams |
|---|
| Rank | Captain |
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| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
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| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
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Soldier
| Name | Callahan |
|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
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| Feature | Shaved head |
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| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
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Soldier