| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Unstoppable force |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |