| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |