| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |