| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Striking makeup |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
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| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Very cool tattoo |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Very cool tattoo |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |