| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Striking makeup |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
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| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |