| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Unstoppable force |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |