| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |