| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Unstoppable force |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |