| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant commander |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Striking makeup |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Gun facts (+1 to ranged attack rolls) |
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |