| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
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| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |