| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |