| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |