| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |