| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
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| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |