| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant commander |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |