| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
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| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Once resisted torture (+1D6 MAX HP) |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Very cool tattoo |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |