| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant commander |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Striking makeup |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Gun facts (+1 to ranged attack rolls) |