| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
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| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Unstoppable force |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |