| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
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| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Gun facts (+1 to ranged attack rolls) |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |