| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
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| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |