| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Robbed a gas station |
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| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Good football game |