| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |