| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |