| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |