| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Unstoppable force |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Gill |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |