| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |