| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
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| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |