| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
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| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |