| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
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| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Once resisted torture (+1D6 MAX HP) |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |