| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Antonov |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |