| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Knuckle tattoos |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
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| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Kai |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Very cool tattoo |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |