| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Blazkowicz |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Striking makeup |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |