| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Gun facts (+1 to ranged attack rolls) |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |