| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Shaved head |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Nearly murdered for hustling |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |