| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |
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| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Very cool tattoo |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant commander |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |