| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
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| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Gun facts (+1 to ranged attack rolls) |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Striking makeup |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant commander |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |