| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Vietnam war story |
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Lee |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Fired cop |
| Name | Abrams |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Captured by pirates |