| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Pyramid scheme sales pitch |
| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Suzuki |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Kowalski |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Gun facts (+1 to ranged attack rolls) |
| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Gun facts (+1 to ranged attack rolls) |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |