| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Gold tooth |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Unstoppable force |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Niche hobby hard sell |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |