| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Main character |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
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| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Overthinker |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Okoye |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Failed hanging scar |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Mohammed |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant commander |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | History buff |
| Anecdote | Religious vision |
| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Lack of forethought |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |