| Name | Kramer |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Lover and a fighter |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Mostafa |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Sunglasses indoors |
| Anecdote | Quaalude experiences |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Afraid of the dark |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
| Name | Grant |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Shaggy dog joke |