| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Chain-smoker |
| Anecdote | Broke out of a Soviet gulag |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Movie star face |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Hale |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Faked moon landing theory |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |