| Name | Stacker |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Extremely organized |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Tran |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Charming |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Striking makeup |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |