| Name | Pascal |
|---|---|
| Position | Bureaucrat |
| Vice | Image |
| Feature | Obsequious |
| Secret | Funneled money into a hate group |
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| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |
| Name | Nguyen |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Zarelli |
|---|---|
| Job | Service industry |
| Feature | Flannel and denim |
| Hobby | Proudly forklift-certified |
| Name | Smirnoff |
|---|---|
| Codename | Mythological figure |
| Clearance | GREEN (half-redacted) |
| Feature | Drab workwear |
| Modus | Actually a quadruple agent (or not?) |
| Name | Murphy |
|---|---|
| Job | Medical |
| Feature | City accent |
| Hobby | Has done every drug under the sun |
| Name | Usher |
|---|---|
| Profession | Artist |
| Feature | Fast-talker |
| Story | Was told by God that they'd be famous |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Takes joy in killing |
| Anecdote | Incomprehensible saga about daily errands |
| Name | Steinmetz |
|---|---|
| Codename | Adjective + title |
| Clearance | RED (need-to-know) |
| Feature | Mid-Atlantic accent |
| Modus | Handler goes above and beyond |
| Name | Ramirez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | Personally saw Hitler die |