| Name | Yee |
|---|---|
| Position | Lawmaker |
| Vice | Thrills |
| Feature | Debateur |
| Secret | Incognito alien |
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| Name | Osunsami |
|---|---|
| Job | Teaching |
| Feature | Cigar chewer |
| Hobby | Has done every drug under the sun |
| Name | Lund |
|---|---|
| Profession | Artist |
| Feature | Perfect teeth |
| Story | Did a Zenner card ESP stunt on live television |
| Name | Kim |
|---|---|
| Allegiance | Nation |
| Career | Professor |
| Feature | Traitorous sycophant |
| Discovery | Prototype Internet |
| Name | Strand |
|---|---|
| Position | Leader |
| Vice | Power |
| Feature | Focus-grouped |
| Secret | Multiple extramarital affairs |
| Name | Stone |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Painted nails |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Ibanez |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Dissociating |
| Anecdote | Mundane story from the news |
| Name | Hammer |
|---|---|
| Position | Bureaucrat |
| Vice | Romance |
| Feature | Bright-eyed |
| Secret | Publicly stated beliefs are a façade |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Lieutenant |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Patented an invention |
| Name | Callahan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Hotheaded |
| Anecdote | Venting about their ex |