| Name | Iqbal |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Memorable hairdo |
| Story | Shills useless health potions |
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| Name | Balboa |
|---|---|
| Job | Service industry |
| Feature | Too loud |
| Hobby | Motorcycle gang member |
| Name | Melville |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Excitable |
| Story | Was told by God that they'd be famous |
| Name | Hasan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Chews the scenery |
| Anecdote | Acid trip revelation |
| Name | Forte |
|---|---|
| Codename | Uses real name |
| Clearance | RED (need-to-know) |
| Feature | Grievous expression |
| Modus | Multiple people using one codename |
| Name | Diop |
|---|---|
| Codename | Mythological figure |
| Clearance | ORANGE (the basics) |
| Feature | Smoking jacket |
| Modus | Incredible thrown-weapon aim |
| Name | Smart |
|---|---|
| Codename | Adjective + animal |
| Clearance | GREEN (half-redacted) |
| Feature | Voluminous afro |
| Modus | Actually a quadruple agent (or not?) |
| Name | Cruz |
|---|---|
| Job | Medical |
| Feature | Always confused |
| Hobby | Veteran shoplifter, knows many tricks |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Argumentative |
| Anecdote | Famous friend-of-a-friend |
| Name | Kovalenko |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Unnerving glare |
| Story | High-ranking member of a cult |