| Name | Schwartz |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
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| Name | Hawk |
|---|---|
| Rank | Private |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Hale |
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| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Very cool tattoo |
| Anecdote | Favorite athlete's greatest achievement |
| Name | Minh |
|---|---|
| Codename | Uses real name |
| Clearance | PURPLE (everything) |
| Feature | Nothing behind eyes |
| Modus | Trustworthy everyman presentation |
| Name | Calvo |
|---|---|
| Codename | Adjective + animal |
| Clearance | YELLOW (extra facts) |
| Feature | Groovy vibes |
| Modus | Cat burglar antics |
| Name | Bulfinch |
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| Position | Bureaucrat |
| Vice | Thrills |
| Feature | Obsequious |
| Secret | Embezzling government funds |
| Name | Goldberg |
|---|---|
| Job | Finance |
| Feature | Always confused |
| Hobby | Constructs bombs in their garage |
| Name | Chan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Romantic escapade |
| Name | Babanin |
|---|---|
| Allegiance | Nation |
| Career | Doctor |
| Feature | Deeply professional |
| Discovery | Practical teleportation (3-in-1D6: Hidden flaw) |
| Name | Fowler |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Down to earth |
| Story | Gave a random civilian loads of money |