| Name | Ban |
|---|---|
| Profession | Politician |
| Feature | Vapid fool |
| Story | Perpetual star of the tabloids |
Generate characters
| Name | Fox |
|---|---|
| Position | Advisor |
| Vice | Image |
| Feature | Elder statesman |
| Secret | Government base on Venus |
| Name | Adéyemí |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Failed celebrity |
| Name | Melville |
|---|---|
| Profession | Scientist |
| Feature | Total bore |
| Story | Started with a huge inheritance |
| Name | Ilunga |
|---|---|
| Allegiance | Protocol |
| Career | Professor |
| Feature | Pocket protector |
| Discovery | Hell is real (5-in-1D6: Hellmouth opened) |
| Name | Noah |
|---|---|
| Job | Data entry |
| Feature | Frilly top |
| Hobby | Takes care of neighborhood kids |
| Name | Takahashi |
|---|---|
| Rank | General |
| Feature | No indoor voice |
| Anecdote | Ex-race car driver |
| Name | Mamo |
|---|---|
| Position | Leader |
| Vice | Romance |
| Feature | Forgettable |
| Secret | Publicly stated beliefs are a façade |
| Name | Mitchum |
|---|---|
| Allegiance | Self |
| Career | Doctor |
| Feature | Pop culture junkie |
| Discovery | Earth is an alien child's toy |
| Name | Ilunga |
|---|---|
| Allegiance | Protocol |
| Career | Technician |
| Feature | Tall, dark, handsome |
| Discovery | Sleep is optional |