| Name | Mescal |
|---|---|
| Position | Advisor |
| Vice | Image |
| Feature | Fundamentalist |
| Secret | Yearns for a civil war |
Generate characters
| Name | Kong |
|---|---|
| Allegiance | Self |
| Career | Nobel Prize winner |
| Feature | All book-smarts |
| Discovery | Shrink and/or grow ray (5-in-1D6: Stuck shrunken) |
| Name | Lemke |
|---|---|
| Job | Childcare |
| Feature | Cigar chewer |
| Hobby | Esoterica-informed non-fiction bookworm |
| Name | Soap |
|---|---|
| Rank | Corporal |
| Feature | Good listener |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
| Name | Noah |
|---|---|
| Job | Manufacturing |
| Feature | Big hairdo |
| Hobby | Opinionated armchair historian |
| Name | Bernstein |
|---|---|
| Allegiance | Nation |
| Career | Amateur |
| Feature | Piercing gaze |
| Discovery | Mythological artifact |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Ethical conundrums |
| Anecdote | On the Grassy Knoll |
| Name | Zhao |
|---|---|
| Allegiance | Superiors |
| Career | Student |
| Feature | No fingerprints |
| Discovery | Dolphin psionics (3-in-1D6: Scientist is a dolphin) |
| Name | Vettel |
|---|---|
| Job | Childcare |
| Feature | Permanent scowl |
| Hobby | Tactical wargaming enthusiast |
| Name | Gilligan |
|---|---|
| Job | Public works |
| Feature | Colorful shoes |
| Hobby | Great musician, has jam sessions |