| Name | Flores |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Incredibly confusing |
| Anecdote | Alien abductee |
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| Name | Hari |
|---|---|
| Position | Bureaucrat |
| Vice | Thrills |
| Feature | Fundamentalist |
| Secret | Funneled money into a hate group |
| Name | Pollifax |
|---|---|
| Codename | Adjective + animal |
| Clearance | PURPLE (everything) |
| Feature | Voluminous afro |
| Modus | Cracks jokes to build familiarity |
| Name | Zahn |
|---|---|
| Job | Teaching |
| Feature | Friend to everyone |
| Hobby | Computer science whiz |
| Name | Zhao |
|---|---|
| Allegiance | Superiors |
| Career | Amateur |
| Feature | Deeply professional |
| Discovery | Trepanning ascension (5-in-1D6: Self-trepanned) |