| Description | Greek god |
|---|---|
| Origin | Planet beyond Pluto |
| Mission | Observe |
| Feature | Human dissections |
| Truth | No other world has drugs so potent |
Generate aliens
| Description | Little green man |
|---|---|
| Origin | Our solar system |
| Mission | Warn |
| Feature | Livestock harassment |
| Truth | All of history has been a reality TV show |
| Description | Luminous orb |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic core |
| Mission | Manipulate |
| Feature | Corpse revival |
| Truth | We’ve been blacklisted by the Galactic Alliance |
| Description | Abstract geometry |
|---|---|
| Origin | Our solar system |
| Mission | Warn |
| Feature | Religious zeal |
| Truth | No other world has drugs so potent |
| Description | Poor human imitation |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic core |
| Mission | Observe |
| Feature | Religious zeal |
| Truth | Not happy about what we did to Lt. Cmdr. Jesus |
| Description | Post-mortal construct |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic backwater |
| Mission | Uplift |
| Feature | Incredible lifespan |
| Truth | FTL travel is quite simple (2-in-1D6: This is a scam) |
| Description | Exposed brain |
|---|---|
| Origin | Our solar system |
| Mission | Escape |
| Feature | Warm glow |
| Truth | Woefully unprepared for terrestrial diseases |
| Description | Little green man |
|---|---|
| Origin | Another galaxy |
| Mission | Uplift |
| Feature | Incredible lifespan |
| Truth | Simulations indicate our society will collapse soon |
| Description | Two antennae |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic backwater |
| Mission | Uplift |
| Feature | Flying saucers |
| Truth | Alien prisoners are held in a government facility |
| Description | Space pirates |
|---|---|
| Origin | Higher plane |
| Mission | Conquer |
| Feature | Chittering, screeching |
| Truth | They bet credits on our wars (3-in-1D6: They lost) |