| Description | Post-mortal construct |
|---|---|
| Origin | Another galaxy |
| Mission | Uplift |
| Feature | Mean and cold |
| Truth | Everyone in the galaxy wants the H-bomb |
Generate aliens
| Description | Overdesigned |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic backwater |
| Mission | Observe |
| Feature | British accent |
| Truth | We’ve been blacklisted by the Galactic Alliance |
| Description | Abstract geometry |
|---|---|
| Origin | Planet beyond Pluto |
| Mission | Escape |
| Feature | Brain-sucking |
| Truth | Different aliens are after them (roll Aliens again) |
| Description | Micro-organisms |
|---|---|
| Origin | Higher plane |
| Mission | Warn |
| Feature | Livestock harassment |
| Truth | They find us delicious (5-in-1D6: Won’t admit it) |
| Description | Tall and gangly |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic core |
| Mission | Warn |
| Feature | Hidden space station |
| Truth | Not happy about what we did to Lt. Cmdr. Jesus |
| Description | Will-o-the-wisp |
|---|---|
| Origin | Our solar system |
| Mission | Conquer |
| Feature | Livestock harassment |
| Truth | We’ve been blacklisted by the Galactic Alliance |
| Description | Tall and gangly |
|---|---|
| Origin | Planet beyond Pluto |
| Mission | Escape |
| Feature | All identical |
| Truth | All of history has been a reality TV show |
| Description | Post-mortal construct |
|---|---|
| Origin | Planet beyond Pluto |
| Mission | Uplift |
| Feature | Hidden space station |
| Truth | All life on Earth constitutes a supercomputer |
| Description | Exposed brain |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic core |
| Mission | Uplift |
| Feature | British accent |
| Truth | Simulations indicate our society will collapse soon |
| Description | Intelligent ape |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic core |
| Mission | Warn |
| Feature | Eerie childlike laugh |
| Truth | Our solar system is their Shangri-La |