| Description | Nondescript shadow |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic core |
| Mission | Observe |
| Feature | Metal-eating |
| Truth | Our emotions confuse them |
Generate aliens
| Description | Opaque spacesuit |
|---|---|
| Origin | Higher plane |
| Mission | Manipulate |
| Feature | Flying saucers |
| Truth | CYCLOPS welcomes them for unknown reasons |
| Description | Poor human imitation |
|---|---|
| Origin | Planet beyond Pluto |
| Mission | Warn |
| Feature | Colossal mothership |
| Truth | Earth is to be judged |
| Description | Starfish-like |
|---|---|
| Origin | Our solar system |
| Mission | Manipulate |
| Feature | Crop circles |
| Truth | Earth is a Systems Collective wildlife refuge |
| Description | Biblical angel |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic core |
| Mission | Uplift |
| Feature | Brain-sucking |
| Truth | Deep Earth core colonies established |
| Description | Classic grey |
|---|---|
| Origin | Another galaxy |
| Mission | Warn |
| Feature | Alien martial arts |
| Truth | Our sun empowers them |
| Description | Entirely human |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic core |
| Mission | Uplift |
| Feature | Vast intellect |
| Truth | Not happy about what we did to Lt. Cmdr. Jesus |
| Description | Hulking brute |
|---|---|
| Origin | Higher plane |
| Mission | Escape |
| Feature | Colossal mothership |
| Truth | They’re here to pick up true believers |
| Description | Little green man |
|---|---|
| Origin | Higher plane |
| Mission | Observe |
| Feature | Livestock harassment |
| Truth | Earth is to be demolished (3-in-1D6: Clerical error) |
| Description | Gas cloud |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic core |
| Mission | Uplift |
| Feature | Colossal mothership |
| Truth | They find us delicious (5-in-1D6: Won’t admit it) |