| Description | Tall and gangly |
|---|---|
| Origin | Planet beyond Pluto |
| Mission | Conquer |
| Feature | Crop circles |
| Truth | No other world has drugs so potent |
Generate aliens
| Description | Bipedal cat |
|---|---|
| Origin | Galactic backwater |
| Mission | Observe |
| Feature | Warm glow |
| Truth | Anti-war Milky Way Commune hates us |
| Description | Poor human imitation |
|---|---|
| Origin | Higher plane |
| Mission | Escape |
| Feature | Eerie childlike laugh |
| Truth | Someone here is the Galactic Chosen One |
| Description | Bipedal cat |
|---|---|
| Origin | Planet beyond Pluto |
| Mission | Manipulate |
| Feature | Vibrating enunciation |
| Truth | Aliens worship “the precursors” (1-in-1D6: It’s us) |
| Description | Crystalline entity |
|---|---|
| Origin | Higher plane |
| Mission | Warn |
| Feature | Religious zeal |
| Truth | They have taken our fiction as fact |